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John Tesh Freestyle Rap Tribute to Fathers Who Have Teenage Daughters on Hour of Power

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 15:47:53 -0800

John Tesh Freestyle Rap Tribute to Fathers Who Have Teenage Daughters on Hour of Power:

I saw this on Sunday while flipping between NFL games. I couldn’t look away. Click the 2nd box to view. I have (very painfully) transcribed the lyrics for you:

Yo my name is John and I got a teenage daughter
and she’s at that age where boys want to date her
and though I realize this will eventually occur
I picked up a few things so I can protect her
like mace and pepper spray and nightvision goggles
a lie detector and two guys from Chicago

I’ve been driven to this by the thought of her dating
Next step: enhanced interrogating

*beatboxing*

And what am I gonna do when her date comes to my door
Driving a Mustang with four on the floor
“Oh hey, come on in, its nice to meet you Fraser
hold on a second, i gotta get my Taser”

So here’s a shout out to all the dads in the world
We gotta do our best to save our teenage girls
Guard their hearts, they are the wellspring of life
And if that don’t work, call your wife

An Average Day in 1985

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:13:11 -0800

An Average Day in 1985

THERE’S ONLY ONE THING THAT COOLIO’S BEEN DOING...

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:29:07 -0800

THERE’S ONLY ONE THING THAT COOLIO’S BEEN DOING LONGER THAN RAPPING: COOKING

Conan: Twilight Werewolves The new Twilight movie New Moon might...

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 10:27:00 -0800

Conan: Twilight Werewolves

The new Twilight movie New Moon might be a bit too risque for younger viewers.

R.Kelly/Usher - Same Girl The unintentional comedy is off the...

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 16:32:01 -0800

R.Kelly/Usher - Same Girl

The unintentional comedy is off the charts in this video.

I think they’re jerking off while talking to each other on the phone.
Why does Usher have fake sweat on his shirt in the basketball scene. It was probably some intern’s job to pour some Purell on a muscle shirt shaped like a V.
They’re giving each other high fives when they bust her. Comedy
I keep thinking R.Kelly and Usher are gonna make out at the end.
Oh, this is just like when Kramer and Mickey double-dated!

How come rap is so fucking dorky now? I mean fuck right off...

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 13:48:59 -0800

How come rap is so fucking dorky now? I mean fuck right off already.

Bill Belichick Fourth-and-2 Calculator

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 10:23:47 -0800

Bill Belichick Fourth-and-2 Calculator

Trailer Park Boys returning to TV - The Globe and Mail

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 16:02:50 -0800

Trailer Park Boys returning to TV - The Globe and Mail:

The Trailer Park Boys are going to get high again.

Mike Smith, Robb Wells and J.P. Tremblay of Trailer Park Boys have been cast to play multiple characters in a new Showcase series called The Drunk and on Drugs Happy Funtime Hour .

Solange - Stillness is the Move (Dirty Projectors cover) via...

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 11:25:00 -0800

Solange - Stillness is the Move (Dirty Projectors cover) via P4K

The original is one of the oddest, best songs of the year. And those types of songs always turn out as awesome R&B covers. I always thought Mariah Carey coulda covered this what with all those cooing high notes.

The 10 Most Outdated Tech References in Hip-Hop - StreetLevel.com

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 11:13:00 -0800

The 10 Most Outdated Tech References in Hip-Hop - StreetLevel.com:

hit me on my beeper!

We are Douchebags

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 16:57:56 -0800

We are Douchebags

coworker: what is the diamond sign now?

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 14:50:11 -0800

coworker: what is the diamond sign now?
coworker: thats dallas pages thing!
pinder: diamond is "roc", which stands for rocafella, jay-z's label.

this has been another episode of explaining rap to white guys!

OFFENDER: FRAN DRESCHER It’s the Roc! A History of Celebrities...

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 12:57:52 -0800

OFFENDER: FRAN DRESCHER

It’s the Roc! A History of Celebrities Throwing Up The Diamond | Complex Blog

Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking When I said I’d...

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 12:53:15 -0800

Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking
When I said I’d like to smash every tooth
In your head

I couldn’t think of any better Smiths related caption. Got one?

My Windows Live Profile page.

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 15:21:37 -0800

My Windows Live Profile page.

Hey Jason Botchford, you’re a fucking Canucks beat...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 11:32:00 -0800

Hey Jason Botchford, you’re a fucking Canucks beat reporter for The Province, not some teenager with secrets for your diary.

King Just - Warrior’s Drum Featuring rappers in 90s hockey...

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 17:24:49 -0800

King Just - Warrior’s Drum

Featuring rappers in 90s hockey jerseys.

(via Pete)

White people of Vancouver, your official uniform of winter has...

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 16:06:53 -0800

White people of Vancouver, your official uniform of winter has been found!

vanmega:

I <3 this shirt!

I nearly forgot about snowboard season (aka the one thing that stops SAD from completely taking over during the winter months).

(pic yoinked from Sean’s twitter stream)

Only posting this to see if TK really will auto-reblog all...

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 09:37:15 -0700

Only posting this to see if TK really will auto-reblog all things mustache.

The White City

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 10:38:00 -0700

The White City:

Why is it that progressivism in smaller metros is so often associated with low numbers of African Americans? Can you have a progressive city properly so-called with only a disproportionate handful of African Americans in it? In addition, why has no one called these cities on it?

As the college educated flock to these progressive El Dorados, many factors are cited as reasons: transit systems, density, bike lanes, walkable communities, robust art and cultural scenes. But another way to look at it is simply as White Flight writ large. Why move to the suburbs of your stodgy Midwest city to escape African Americans and get criticized for it when you can move to Portland and actually be praised as progressive, urban and hip?