pndr

I saw this on Sunday while flipping between NFL games.  I couldn’t look away.  Click the 2nd box to view.  I have (very painfully) transcribed the lyrics for you:

Yo my name is John and I got a teenage daughter
and she’s at that age where boys want to date her
and though I realize this will eventually occur
I picked up a few things so I can protect her
like mace and pepper spray and nightvision goggles
a lie detector and two guys from Chicago

I’ve been driven to this by the thought of her dating
Next step: enhanced interrogating

*beatboxing*

And what am I gonna do when her date comes to my door
Driving a Mustang with four on the floor
“Oh hey, come on in, its nice to meet you Fraser
hold on a second, i gotta get my Taser”

So here’s a shout out to all the dads in the world
We gotta do our best to save our teenage girls
Guard their hearts, they are the wellspring of life
And if that don’t work, call your wife