December 2007
42 posts
Watching a Man Sing a Song
Jerry: Naaaaaa...I can't watch a man sing a song.
Elaine: What are you..crazy?
Jerry: They get all emotional, they sway. It's embarrassing.
“I feel like Joe Francis.”
– Me, at last night’s office Christmas party.
“Call it reverse racism, but platinum grills just don’t look right on white...”
– Re: Paul Wall’s grills. From The Ten Most Hated Figures in Hip-hop
A look at current NHL Mascots →
GameStop to Sell Wii Rain Checks →
To deal with frustration among holiday shoppers hunting for its Wii game console, Nintendo Co. and retailer GameStop Corp. are launching a rain check program. “We expect this to be a great way for consumers who desperately want a Wii to have something to put under the tree,” Nintendo of America President Reggie Fils-Aime said Friday. Father: Hey look Little Johnny, it’s a Wii...
Eddie Murphy signs Superhead →
Not only has comedian Eddie Murphy launched a new record label, Murphy Entertainment, he has found his cornerstone artist: Karrine ‘Superhead’ Steffans My girl wants to party all the time!
“A man has been arrested in Numazu, Shizuoka Prefecture for assaulting 5...”
– Coffee Bukkake Man Arrested (via the new shelton wet/dry) Ah Japan, were all the locals are pervs.
Teacher Barricades Herself Inside Classroom After... →
State police say a teacher at Booth Free School barricaded herself inside a classroom Wednesday when she mistook someone singing a Guns N’ Roses song over the public address system for a threat. She was working after hours and thought no one else was in the building. Then she heard someone say over the loudspeaker that she was going to die.
“I challenge him to come down here and take my job.”
– T.O. pwns Keyshawn Johnson
“There are too many nights when the NHL puts out a product that offers little in...”
– Ed Willes - Who needs sleeping pills with this hockey?
Robot Heckles Campaigning Bill Clinton In Iowa →
The protester said he wanted Clinton to apologize for a comment he made in 1992 about a rapper named Sister Souljah, and then threw colored cards into the air.
“[Michael Vick’s lawyer] tried to explain, suggesting that Vick merely...”
– ESPN - Tough sentence reflects judge’s displeasure with Vick Today’s hilarious lawyerese of the day.
“We destroyed all CDs after every day of recording. And on the master we’d...”
– Radiohead bassist Colin Greenwood The Kula Shaker line makes this quote. Also acceptable: Spacehog, Primal Scream, Sponge.
“The ads are plastered all over NYC right now, and I can’t escape them....”
– Mouth Piece: Tyra Banks Gives Good Head…Shots
Daily Awesome: Mike Patton is the voice of the... →
10 Minutes Of Staring at Boobs Daily Prolongs... →
Dennis Kucinich Profile - Esquire →
Fun fact: his wife has a tongue stud. Forget universal health care, that’s worth voting for him alone. Finally a first lady that’ll suck dick.
Pimp C is Dead →
Man I’m stunned about this. I was just listening to UGK earlier today, smiling at Pimp C’s lines. This is a good writeup by super UGK fan Tom Breihan: And Pimp was also responsible for some startling, beautiful moments of lyrical clarity, moments that felt even more powerful because Pimp was so outright oblivious to notions of rap positivity. Thats exactly why I liked him so much.
“Be warned: if you let your children see Alvin & The Chipmunks they will eat...”
– Amelie Gillette - The Hater
The Catbirdseat: HOLY SHIT NEW DESTROYER TROUBLE... →
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Guns N' Bombs - Mixtape #3 →
Harddrive - Deep Inside Boys Noize - My Head (Para One remix) Junior Senior - Get To Know You (Guns ‘N’ Bombs Jak The Tab mix) Samuel L Sessions - Flipmode Green Velvet - Flash Bonde Do Role - Office Boy (Brodinski remix) Zeus - Zeus Curses! - This Is The Way (Drop The Lime remix) Sal Basile - Feel Inside (Live Element remix) Sluttt - Stop Copying Me (Jokers Of The Scene remix) Armando...
