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Dec 03
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Videogum Inside Jokes, Memes, etc.

whatevs reposts an old post by me, shmears!

whatevs:

werttrew:

A preliminary list of inside jokes, catchphrases, snowclones (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snowclone) and memes that are prevalent on Videogum.

This is great. It also reminds me of the post that Deftone did to translate the old whatevs (dot org) jargon (which Dan Radosh once described as a “goofy patois”) way back in 2004. I will republish that piece in it’s entirety here and hopefully it will spur on some old timey laffs.

Wednesday, January 14, 2004

2003 blog of the year? whatevs.org, obvs. it’s a pop culture blog by Detroiter Uncle Grambo. If you’ve seen the site, you know that it pretty much has it’s own lexicon or “peculiar slang”. I’ve told lots of friends about it, and they agree, it’s great, but then they inevitably ask me what “obvs” stands for, or what a “durst” is. others have had the same problems too. So, even though there’s no buzz in explaining things, the following should get you quickly acclimatized, privatized, and accustomized:

The Unofficial whatevs.org Quick Reference Dictionary

Updated Jan 15: corrections and new entries!

Disclaimer: Accuracy and completeness of information are not guaranteed. Mostly it’s just me guessing or coming to my own conclusion after having read the site for months.

best - best, obvs. usually used as the sentence “best!” or “so best!”
bovs - beyond obvious. thanks to brother, The Gorilla, and creator Seantizz
buzz - something has “buzz” if it’s being talked about or is cool.
DB - douchebag. thanks to uncle grambo
durst - worst, as in Fred Durst of Limp Bizkit. worse than “no buzz”, worse than worst. or wurst. eg. “Brit Brit’s perf of “Me Against The Music” was side splittingly durst”
eff - fuck. obvs.
evs - ever. obvs.
FOW - Friends of Whatevs

This one took me a while to figure out, and even then, it’s just a guess and I could be wrong. When you see “FOW Nation” enough times, you can infer that its what Uncle Grambo calls his crew of friends. One day it just came to me that it must stand for “Friends of Whatevs”. I felt so smart that I did a victory lap with scissors. Some of the names in the FOW Nation you’ll find mentioned often:
  • The Grizz
  • The Gorilla
  • Mandypants*
  • Peabs
  • JPMcKrengels

For a while I thought The Grizz and The Gorilla were the same person. Aren’t grizzlies and gorillas both bears? No. They’re not. I think one of them may be Uncle Grambo’s brother too. And I think The Grizz writes for Detroit News. I also thought JPMcKrengels was a name of one of the muppets from FraggleRock.


no buzz - opposite of buzz. e.g. “Luis Guzman has no buzz w/out Soderbergh”
obvs - obviously, obvs.
p.h.c.f.y.s.b. - piping hot content for your sexy bod
shmears - seriously. shmears is short for shmeariously, which is short for seriously, like ‘breakfast shmreakfast’ mallrats stizz. thanks to damore and Peabs
schmobvs - obvs schmobvs, so it means obvs.
stizz - style. eg. “Uma Thurman? amazing face. great pins. tight butt. strangely appealing feet (‘kill bill’ stizz)”
tigs - tight. thanks to thekutch.
whatevs - whatever, obvs.
WOM - word of mouth
uggs - ugly


If I’ve missed any, or if you have any corrections, let me know.

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Tiger Woods Voicemail Slow Jam Remix

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Craig Ferguson and friends cover Duran Duran’s cover of the original Grand Master Flash hit “White Lines”

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This CGI renactment of the Tiger Woods Accident by Chinese TV is AWESOME

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Fever Ray - Keep the Streets Empty For Me

Fever Ray videos are always the best.

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An Average Day in 1985

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Conan: Twilight Werewolves

The new Twilight movie New Moon might be a bit too risque for younger viewers.

Nov 17
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R.Kelly/Usher - Same Girl

The unintentional comedy is off the charts in this video.

  • I think they’re jerking off while talking to each other on the phone.
  • Why does Usher have fake sweat on his shirt in the basketball scene.  It was probably some intern’s job to pour some Purell on a muscle shirt shaped like a V.
  • They’re giving each other high fives when they bust her.  Comedy
  • I keep thinking R.Kelly and Usher are gonna make out at the end.
  • Oh, this is just like when Kramer and Mickey double-dated!